100 Emails, 20 Dates An SF girl's systematic quest to end her singlehood

The form Match.com response

My Match subscription ends on Wednesday, and I'm so excited. As I was clearing some things out of my inbox, I came across this email, clearly the Match version of spam. It's gold, really.

From: bambini***
To: [me]
Date received: March 27, 2009
Subject: Heaven must be missing an angel!
Hi There,

Venus sent you to me and I felt resonate with your profile. After seeing your charming and warm smile, I asked myself, Heaven must be missing an angel! I couldn't help responding to your profile.

I believe that we share similar values and have a few common interests. You seem to be sincere, unpretentious, and down-to-earth, and they are qualities that I truly admire in a person. I like to read, cook, excercise, watch movies, and attend cultural events among other things.

I came to the U.S. 20 years ago to continue my education in Accounting and fell in love with the Bay Area because of its gorgeous weather and cultural diversity. I am a CPA and work as a corporate tax consultant and enjoy my work.

I was born in Italy but moved to Germany with my family when I was three years old and that's where I grew up. I don't have any kids but adore them and get along very well with them.

Being as romantic as I am, I would welcome the opportunity to worship the ground you walk on if you open your heart to me.

Please keep smiling as your smile makes this world a more beautiful place to live in. Thanks for taking the time to read my letter and I certainly look forward to hearing from you soon.

Ciao,
Bruno

My smile makes the world a more beautiful place to live in! I feel so special!